All Publicity.... (is Good Publicity)!

Super whaaaa????

2010-04-11T20:08:00.004+01:00

Jeff Brazier (formerly the partner to Jade Goody) is to front up a new reality programme starting shortly on Living TV - Superdaddy.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Maoam 'sexual' sweet wrappers!

2009-08-28T16:09:00.006+01:00

Now I know this is a TV blog but I just had to share this with ya'll. You see, I am trying so hard not to "scream out loud" here! (I'm punning, I'm punning!!!)

I've just come across this article in the Telegraph about 'sexual' wrappers on children's sweets http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/6096788/Haribos-MAOAM-candy-criticised-for-sexual-sweet-wrappers.html

The thing making me writhe in mirth is this from the article "The lime who, I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and during a heated exchange my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

LOOOOL!!! Or should that be SOL!!! - (err - Scream Out Loud). "The lime who, I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face." - Classic!! Honestly, tears are dripping from my eyes right now!

Don't go getting the wrong idea about me but I may have to go buy a pack before they change it just to keep for posterity.

Peace and love

:)x

Mommy I love You!!!!

2009-03-08T21:42:00.004Z

Well it will soon be Mother's Day (March 22nd for those of you who need a reminder) and I've been racking my brains trying to decide what I can get my mommy.

Or I should say racking my brains until tonight. I've just seen an advert for exactly the right thing ....

...exactly the right thing if I don't value my life that is!!!

Thank you whoever thought this was a good idea. This has been the best laugh I 've had for weeks!

:)x

Jamie Oliver - Eat To Save Your Life

2008-01-21T21:24:00.000Z

I tell you what. If you missed Jamies Eat to Save Your Life, you missed something pretty gruesome.

It was effective though, I'll give them that. I talked about it to a couple of people today and we have all made the decision to do something about our food and exercise.

It was kind of reassuring to see perfectly normal people being given managable tips on how to make small changes that can make huge differences. Don't believe me? Well one girl was told if she cut out one latte coffee and (almost) a pack of crisps a day, she would stop herself from putting on 3 stone in a year. She's not a mega eater, she's an active dance teacher and yet still cutting out the equivalent of the sugar, fat and salt in the coffee and crisps would stop her gaining stones!

Now of course there are a lot more things we can all do. Jamie and company certainly gave their 18 guinea pigs from the great british public a thorough going over.

This was topped off by Dr Gunter's ghoulish autopsy of a 25 stone man. I couldn't watch that bit. You're a better woman/man (delete the appropriate gender here) than me if you did. However, I listened to the things he had to say about the state of that poor man's body. Not nice at all.

My verdict on the programme?

Thought Provoking! If it's repeated again, watch it!

:)x

Torchwood is back!

2008-01-18T22:01:00.000Z

Soooooooo Torchwood returned with a bit of a bang on Wednesday.

Lots of snogging going on. Well Captain Jack was doing lots of snogging. So he's happy (and it seems happiest) with guys...... ok we get it!!!!

Now can we get on with some sci-fi please?

Mr T says "Get some (Snickers) Nuts"

2007-04-24T18:20:00.000+01:00

LOL LOL LOL!!!!

I'm cracking up, gotta get away from the tv. Too many adverts making me laugh. Actually, I seem to be enjoying the ads more than programs at the moment. Do you hear that program makers?!!? Oh hold on, maybe I shouldn't make them aware of my love of ads, that'll just give them an excuse to reduce programs even more.

Anyways back to the subject at hand.

Ever wondered what happened to Mr T. I've been enjoying that homage to him in the 118118 ads (the little boy waiting for a shave at the barbers shouting "crazy fools"). Always guaranteed to make me smile.

Imagine my joy when Mr T himself popped up on tv the other night advertsing Snickers! He looks good considering how long it's been and the advert is a treasure.

Picture the scene. A game of football, a player trips, falls and promptly rolls around on the floor in agony, screaming for the ref. Members of the other team stand around shaking their heads in disbelief at the awful play-acting. Haven't we all felt the same? Wanted to go over, pull up the "injured" player by his shorts, tell him to grow up and stop being such a wimp? Well wish no more. To the rescue comes Mr T but hold on, it gets better! It's Mr T in a tank. Oh how sweet it is to see Mr T shouting "get some nuts"!!! LOL!!!

Now I've made you read my summary, you can go watch it for yourself Get Some Nuts TV.

Peace and lurve!

:)x

Cravendale Moo Moo Milk!!!

2007-04-24T17:49:00.000+01:00

I just love the latest Cravendale adverts. Cravendale Last Glass

The first lot with the cows following people about to get their milk back were a little worrying, entertaining but scary!

This ad campaign hits just the right note for me.

Who thought of a toy cow, a footballer and a pirate living together???? I'd like to shake your hand! Well maybe just stand at a distance and shout thanks!

LOL

:)x

Red Nose Day!

2007-04-13T23:51:00.000+01:00

It was great TV viewing in a number of places - Tony Blair/Catherine Tate was a Richard and Judy/Ali G moment you must get the dvd if only so you can watch and wince again and again and again!!!

Commentators have said it shows our Tony is quite a good actor. That's worrying cause if he's that good an actor then what's been happening all this time he's been in the big chair?

Of course my biggest reason for buying the DVD is the Dr as Lauren's English teacher. They were both superb in this sketch. As for nan on Deal or No Deal, hilarious!

The fundraising goes on folks http://www.rednoseday.com/

Peace ya'll!!!

:)x

Tracey, Joanne and the Mortons

2007-04-13T22:38:00.000+01:00

So, we finally got through the trial of Tracey Barlow in Coronation St and not a moment too soon if you ask me. She's been sent down, Tracey "luv" is now in clink and for life. Please, please, please writers, make it for life!?!

I could not stand anymore of her leading on that nasty little boy despite the fact that he deserves it. Enough already of that smug look he walks around with plastered all over his adolescent little mush! I could not stand Tracey blaming everyone (especially her mother) for her predicament. I could not stand her mom chain smoking one minute and having a panic attack the next. I could not stand Ken standing around going "are you alright?" every two seconds. Alright, alright??? Talk about asking a silly question!

The one storyline that upset me mightily is about our Joanne. Bad enough they unceremoniously got rid of her twin sister. They were a brilliant double act, it was a crime to break them up but now we find out that the remaining sister is an illegal immigrant!

Only a few black faces in the street. One is a dodgy taxi cab owner with a flakey past, the other is wrongly convicted of theft after we conveniently find out she has a criminal history so who cares about trying to clear her name and now we find that Jo is guilty of one of the most heinous crimes known to readers of a certain section of the British press - she's an illegal!!!

Shame on you Corro's!!!

Let's not forget the new family on the Street. Why oh why are new families in British soaps always made up a collection of "scallies"? What is so clever about showing how they go around scamming as many people as possible? In the first two weeks we had the grandad teaching his granddaughter how to diddle our "hapless Asian corner shop" owner out of £20 and the father skanking a cut price sign for his chippie.

I know it's a soap but purleeeese, give me a break!!!!

Peace ya'll!!!

:)x

Knock, knock ....... Dr Who's there!

2007-04-13T21:54:00.000+01:00

Dr Who is back - YIPPEE!!!

I know it's taken me two weeks to say this but I just had to. So far this season has proved to be pretty darn good. I loved the galactic rhinoish police in the first epsiode and I loved Shakespeare in the second. Tomorrow, we see episode three and it's looking like it will most definitely live upto or even raise the standard. I can't wait - Woooohoooo!!!

Now to be selfish (or is that pretentious or maybe precious). I'm not sure about the popularity. Don't get me wrong, I'm pleased for the writers and the actors. It must surely help with the budget. But for me it feels like a lovely secret little club has been broken into and raided. Everyone is now jumping on the bandwagon and the select few are now having to share out the goodies to loads of people who don't really understand the subtleties in the story lines, the little references to previous episodes, the overarching theme/s, etc etc, etc.

All these new people.... they just don't get it. Preferring to tune in because the Dr is kinda cool and his side kick is kinda hot and the baddies are kinda naughty. Oh hold on, aren't these some of the reasons why I tune in???

Right, ahem, ok!

The Dr's back, the Dr's back, the Dr's back!!!!!

Peace ya'll!

:)x

For those of you who want to keep up with more news on the Dr, try these sites...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/

http://www.gallifreyone.com/

The Gadget Show on Channel five

2006-11-24T18:33:00.000Z

My middle name should be gadget! I say this with a qualification because even though my idea of heaven is to spend a good day or two playing with whatever is the latest gadget, I rarely get the chance (or have the money) to do so.

That's why I thank heavens for The Gadget Show. (When was the last time you heard anyone thanking the heavens for anything? LOL.)

I can live my gadget playing days through this programme vicariously. It's so very, very cool to see what the presenters get upto whether it's racing each other on fold-up bikes and motorised skates or setting up synchronised robot dancing. The reviews are pretty informative and the information nicely accessible. I get a little frustrated at the website. I'd like a bit more indepth articles but I suppose it is primarily a tv programme.

The bestest thing about the show has to be the competition prize! Chances of winning are probably pretty slim but with a prize fund usually totalling something in the region of £5000 worth of gadgets, I don't care that it costs £1 to enter!

A damn good show and a chance at a nice little package. Very nice indeed!

Peace Ya'll

:)x

X Factor 2006

2006-11-23T20:45:00.000Z

Well I've not mentioned The X Factor but I have been watching it all these weeks.

I can say that I am getting pretty tired of the show now. A very long time ago I realised that it wasn't about talent or real ability. The show has been about a good Saturday night laugh and having a tear jerker of a back story all set to an occasional song.

These days it's so transparent, it's all about ego's. I'm not talking about the ego's of would be stars, they've been relegated to the sidelines. It's all about the judges. Who can outsmart who. Who can come up with the wittiest and most cutting remark. Who can force who to do the dirty on their own artists. It's not big, it's not clever and it's not nice to watch.

Those poor contestants have to stand there whilst judges are gloating over the fact that another judge is about to lose an act. Well those acts happen to be people who are desperate to get into (the nasty, horrible) showbiz (world). But in the hands of the judges they're just weapons of mass destruction.

I really don't care that Simon wasn't in the country with his act last week. At least I didn't after the 3rd, 4th, 5th time that Louie repeated it. Change the record please!!!!

As for the standard of the contestants, it's poor. Some are ok but there are much much better out there. I'm not even going to mention the two brothers grim. I'm sure they are really nice lads, they seem friendly enough but let's just say I don't see how they got onto national telly. If they get into the final, well what a shambolic programme! Come on be honest, would you seriously buy McDonald Bro's single, never mind an album??? Oh ooops! I said I wasn't going to mention them.

I can see why Simon made the decision he did last week. It just reflects the state of the music industry in this country. The industry would pick four, quirky, amiable lads from Liverpool over a very competent solo singer. It's a no brainer. Simon did what most record execs would do, just as he did the week before when picking the babyfaced, easy to sell, lad, who's a performer over the not so experienced and would need a bit more nuturing but promising singer! It's a sad sad fact of life in the music business. It's not fair or right but it's showbusiness on this small island of ours.

Right at about now I can't help but hope that this is the last we'll see of The X Factor. As it's a bit of a money spinner, I can't see that being likely.

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Oh and good luck to the remaining contestants.

Penguin Persil Ad

2006-11-23T20:29:00.000Z

Cute, cute, cute is all I can say. It's not persuaded me to buy the brand but I love the advert. Even makes me want to be a penguin! Watch it here.

Once again we see a brand tie-in with a movie. Happy Feet looks like it will be just as cute. It's out in UK cinemas on December 8th, me and my mate are gonna go see it even though we're grown ups (I think - LOL)!

Peace Ya'll

:)x

"Let me call you sweetheart....."

2006-11-22T20:38:00.000Z

I love the latest Orange Togetherness Advert!

You know the one with Laurel and Hardy seranading some unfortunate young lady in the background but we see those plastic wind-up walky pals.

Christmas is coming so if you see them on sale will you get me a set? Pretty, pretty , pretty please - "Let me call you Sweetheart......"

Ta very muchly!

Peace Ya'll

:)x

C'mon!!!

2006-11-22T20:35:00.000Z

People, people, people!!!

C'mon!!!

LOL

:)x

M & S gets Bondish

2006-11-21T21:27:00.000Z

Oh so cool and oh so topical is the Christmas M & S James Bond spoof advert.

Here we see a number of women being contacted James Bond style to go to a "Spy Who Loved Me" type bash. Shirley Bassey is there doing what she does best and ladies showing off casual to outerwear to skimpy clothes (for a minute of two) then glammed up to the nines. Personally, my favourite bit of the ad is the group of gentle men at the bar (Champagne for me please lads)! Watch it here on YouTube

That version of "Get this Party Started" is brill. I wonder if it might be released? T'would do well methinks

No, but I think it's great idea to spoof a bond movie. The bit with Twiggy stroking that bit of fur, is genius! LOL! It's all so wonderfully cheesy!

Well done M & S! Another winner of a campaign

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Torchwood - 6 weeks and counting!

2006-11-21T19:58:00.000Z

If you think that Torchwood is Dr Who, then think again!

I mean it in a good way. The show has all the elements of Dr Who but it's much, much, more grown up. So far the stories are more, gruesome, scarey and sexy! As for the mystery behind why Jack can't die, well I can't wait for the details to unfold.

It's pretty obvious that the cast and crew are still in that "new" phase. Characters are still forming, relationships are still building, history is still in the making but I can think it's a damn fine programme. I only hope the public feel the same and we get a chance to see this oh so promising piece of British creativity given a chance to really thrive.

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Lost on Sky One

2006-11-19T11:40:00.000Z

How could they??? How could they move Lost to Sky One?

How can those people who have faithfully followed the programme now continue to watch it without having to pay extra? Why does everything have to come with a price? I'm so very fed up of all this nonsense.

All you get on most terrestrial commercial telly is rubbish. I still haven't figured out what all the late night quiz stuff is about. Such utter drivel and a real rip off no wonder ITV are struggling. The only thing that saves late night telly is News 24 and once you've watched that for an hour interest begins to wain.

Shows like "Lost" (previously) on channel 4 were highlights of the week. Now, no more.

I'm speaking as someone who has access Sky One. However, I like to watch telly in bed. Do I have access to Sky One in my bedroom? Of course not! Will I be forking out to get it in my bedroom? Of course not! Looks like another programme is off my list then.

Peace ya'll

:)x

First Direct

2006-11-17T21:30:00.000Z

I know this is a tv blog but I just have to say...

So a bank has finally owned up to only really being interested in grabbing as much money from it's customers as possible.

The crux of the matter is they're not interested in low paid workers, those on benefits or poorer pensioners. Banks are only interested in people who have money. Introducing these charges is one way of shaking off those people who clearly don't have money or at least making them pay even more for the priviledge of using bank services. Bear in mind here that people on benefits and pensioners have been forced to have a bank account because of changes, brought about by the government, in the way payments are made.

Some may say that it's only £10 a month. Well that's £10 a month way too much in my opinion given the amount of money banks make. There are ways around this charge, for example at the moment there's a loophole whereby opening a savings account and leaving £1 will qualify you for an exemption. How long this will remain is anyone's guess.

My personal opinion is I'm appalled! Personally, I hope thousands upon thousands of people switch. If we don't vote with out feet after this, it won't be long before other banks follow suit.

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/cgi-bin/viewnews.cgi?newsid1163615939,30407,#what

:)x

Strictly Come Dancing

2006-11-12T22:07:00.000Z

Saturday nights have been saved by the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing.

I can't believe it's taken me so long to chat about it! Maybe it's just because it's so good that it's beyond commentary??? Nah!!! It's just I've been a bit lazy.

The show is good - now there's a bit of classic British understatement.

Originally I cringed at the thought of yet another gaggle of celebs just trying to revive their careers. It's gonna be appalling was my first thoughts. I am so willing to admit to being wrong!

The whole thing has been proper! I think the X Factor judges need to pick up a few tips on how not to take over the show with personal vendettas. Contestants, clearly work extremely hard, the judges are on the whole pretty fair and the dance professionals are doing a great job of bringing dance back into popular public arena. Oh and I can't miss out the live music and the singers who are so very versatile!

I love the way whole thing works, I can even cope Bruce's silly jokes. My only downer is the voting of the Great British Public but everyone is always going to think differently, a vote is a vote!

My verdict - Fantastic! Long may "she" dance!

Peace Ya'll

:)x

James Bond is soooo back!

2006-11-09T20:40:00.000Z

I'm not really into James Bond. (Ok no gasps please!)

I liked Sean Connery as Bond, he always stopped me in my tracks but anyone after that only really got a quick lookee see. As for the actual films, the stories didn't really excite me. I loved the gadgets much more.

Recently we've seen a lot of posters of the new film Casino Royale on billboards and the side of buses. I have to admit that picture of Daniel Craig has intrigued me into thinking maybe I'd like to go see the movie. It's a lovely pic - him in a suit with the tie undone, looking all mean and moody and very capable - yum!!!

Today, however, that most beautiful of pics was spoilt for me by them plastering some woman in a red almost dress all over him. There she is standing there looking all sexy, seductive and gorgeous! How Dare they!!!!

I don't want to look at her! I know he gets the bird! We all know he gets the bird! Why do they have to rub my nose in it???!!!

Take her off my man errrrr I mean my favourite picture! I demand you remove her this instant! It's bad enough that I'm gonna have to watch her all through the film getting upto all sorts of shenanigans with James BUT can you at least leave me one scenario where this big, beautiful, black woman can imagine herself with that lovely man?

I thank you!

Signed: Desperate of Big Town! Shaken and Stirred!

:)x

Channel 5 Multiplies!

2006-10-13T19:32:00.000+01:00

If you don't know yet then let me shout it from the roof tops!

Channel 5 is launching two more channels on British TV this weekend, Five Life and Five US.

Of course they are both digital channels, which I suppose gives me one more excuse to get a freeview box for my bedroom tv. Looking at the promised line up I think I personally will find a few things to enjoy as the long dark winter nights draw in.

Five Life launches on Sunday 15th October (2006) at 8pm

Five US launches on Monday 16th October (2006) at 8pm

:)x

Torchwood is coming!

2006-10-13T19:18:00.000+01:00

Captain Jack is coming back in the all new series Torchwood .

This new show is a spinoff from the fabulous Dr Who.

It's due to start on BBC Three 22nd October (2006). If it's written with even a portion of the humour and cleverness in the Dr I think this will be a real gem.

:)x

Dodge Calibre - Yes another car advert!

2006-10-13T19:03:00.000+01:00

Nasty corporate big boys in suits causing cute little cuddly charaters to be so scared they wet their pants ahhhh!!! Cute Toys Dodge Review

I don't know what it is about the ad for the Dodge Calibre that tickles my funny bone. It just does is all. So I thought I had to mention it.

Imagine my delight therefore when I went looking for a link to the advert only to find a little gem hidden away on the Dodge website. It seems there's another advert that was destined for our fair shores in the UK but it was banned. Why?? Well watch it for yourself and then click on the button to find out why. (WARNING - contains scenes of nudity) Moondog - Bad Dog!

As for me. I just think it's funny!

(Does that mean I really do need a dr?)

:)x

There's so much!!!!

2006-10-13T18:51:00.000+01:00

There's loads to talk about. So much it scares me. New shows, adverts and even new channels.

So where do I start .... hmmmm????

Let's see...

:)x

Little Miss Joycelyn

2006-08-29T13:54:00.000+01:00

I was really looking forward to Little Miss Joycelyn (Tuesdays 10.30pm on BBC Three) and was more than pleased to find it more than met my expectations.

Following the usual format of sketches primarly starring a main comediene, it was still funny enough to keep me chuckling throughout the duration of the programme. My favourite characters so far are Mr and Mrs Omwukwopopo, Fiona and Paulette; I'm looking forward to seeing Gladys Kingston in action!

Coming from one of the girls involved in 3 non-blondes, one of the funniest programmes I've seen for ages and tragically overlooked by most, I hope this will not suffer the same fate. One warning though, the language is a bit strong in places so I wouldn't mark it out as one for the kids.

Each episode is available for UK viewers to watch online a week before transmission.

Little Miss Joycelyn on BBC Three

:)x

BB7 the mother of all twists!

2006-08-09T19:50:00.000+01:00

There's a myth that's been perpetrated by TV and production companies. The myth is that the public has control over what happens in so called "reality" programmes. So far it's worked quite well. Every week, vast hordes of viewers wait avidly for phone numbers to flash up at the end of these shows so they can vote for the least/most hated person, knowing that like the baying crowds of old at public hangings they can tune it to watch the fate of the latest unfortunate (or some may say deserving) victim errr I mean contestant.

Most callers are fully aware that the cost of these calls is way above ordinary call charges but who cares? The rush from being able to vent your spleen, control someone else's life, by dialing a succession of numbers is well worth it.

Of course people failed to notice the creeping way in which this kind of profit making made it's way onto our screens and into our homes.

From music channels who encouraged you to phone your request in for your favourite video to quiz shows with a viewers question, just to help you feel like you were really involved and not just sitting in your armchair shouting at the tv. Of course we have the various "reality" programmes and now we have whole channels dedicated to one long phone in multiple answer quiz programme where you're charged whether or not you get through, just dial the number!

How long does it take people to figure out that questions like

"The rain in Spain falls mainly in the
A) dog
B) the back seat of the car
C) plain"

are designed not to find a winner but to get as many people phoning in as possible thus ramping up the profits? It seems it's taken a very long time.

Finally, however, the penny seems to have dropped (pun intended) with the latest BB7 twist. There's has been all sorts of "furore" going on over the fairness or otherwise of former housemates going back into the house and having a chance to win.

People are up in arms (ok, some people) because they have spent "good" money ensuring those housemates were hanged errrr sorry I mean evicted. Now, a few weeks down the line BB has turned tables not just on the housemates but also on the public.

BB is asking viewers not only to phone to vote evictees back into the house next door but then to possibly phone once again to evict one of the former housemates on the final week. (The current housemates are to decide who comes back into the main house). Okay so all the money for the return to the house next door is going to charity but talk about trying to sweeten the pill!! How cynical and manipulative can you get?

However, the fact remains that the people already spoke with regard to certain contestants and now they're being asked to speak again - AT YET MORE COST!

The public have spent the last 7 years laughing at the housemates and the way in which they have been controlled and manipulated by a faceless BB entity but BB7 has finally tipped his hand and we now know, with very little doubt, who is in control of the whole thing and who has really been manipulated all this time. The housemates have had it easy with all expenses paid, fed and watered, fees, celebrity status and possibly career opportunities not normally afforded ordinary people. Maybe they have been the ones laughing at the public all along.

So much for "Who goes??? You decide!!"

:)x

24 meets Star Trek

2006-08-07T22:01:00.000+01:00

I've been loving the re-runs of the classic Star Trek Original Series at 7pm every evening on the Sci Fi Channel.

Yes, Star Trek is testosterone fueled, American imperialism (thanks Phil - mwwahhh). Good ole' boys chasing around the universe imposing their idea of right and wrong, spouting the ideal of non-interference as they interfere right royally. Disapproving of the customs of civilisations old and young, whilst blowing up worlds, screwing (sorry) romancing the female of whatever species and helping whole societies to collapse.

The sexism, racism, bad acting, terrible fights (oops Kirk's top has been ripped off again), awful stunt/body doubles and over acting.

I love every minute of it!

I'd forgotten how many stories are recycled in the Star Trek universe. I tell you what, there's no better place to look for conservation ideas. Recently there were a couple of episodes, one called "Mirror Mirror" which was the story of a mirror universe where the federation was an empire ruled by fear and promotion was gained by murder and deciept. This was where the Enterprise story "In A Mirror Darkly" came from, one of my absolute favourites! Then another episode "The Changeling" which was obviously the story from which Star Trek the Movie (you know the one with Vger and the girl with no hair) was made.

Ok, so we all know the stories are basically the same time and again but I made another discovery! I know where Chloe from 24 will end up or it maybe her great, great, great, great grand daughter!

Yup! Chloe will become Yeoman Rand and serve aboard the Enterprise underneath ('scuse the pun) none other than Captain Kirk! Don't believe me? Here are the pictures to prove it!

Well done that girl!!! I knew I loved her and now she's confirmed as one of my heroes!

Go Chloe!!!
Go Chloe!!!

:)x

Burger King - Superman

2006-07-19T15:51:00.000+01:00

I'm a bit worried about the recent Burger King adverts. You know which ones I mean!! The ones with that bloke in fairy tale king's outfit and a giant plastic head.

There's something about the giant plastic head that just freaks me out. I don't know whether it's the size of the head, the shinyness, the staring eyes, the cheesy grin, the totally immobile features or what. All I know is I see the character and I feel, well ......"freaked"!

The lastest advert was released to run a promotion with the new Superman Returns movie. Oh my gosh no!!! All I can say is it 'superfreaked' me (heh heh)!

Why you may ask? Well, not only did it have that freaky king but it also had a freaky bloke sitting in a "so not a bloke way" on a bench staring almost lovingly at a nasty, horrible, uninviting looking sandwich.

See what you think ... Burger King Super Advert

Superfreak!!!!! Or maybe it's just me.

Peace ya'll

:)x

The Internet is like a series of tubes OK?

2006-07-17T20:15:00.000+01:00

Warning!!! This post is not about a tv programme, well not in the usual sense of my posts here.

I just discovered (a few weeks after the whole of America) the definitive explanation of what the internet is. Now you may wonder why it would concern me but what I've not made clear on here is that my job involves working in IT and one of the questions I sometimes get asked by computing novices is "what is the internet?". Until now I had used stock phrases like "the information superhighway" or "lots of pages of information" or "cyberspace where anyone has the potential to interact with anyone from any part of the world" blahdee blahdee blah.

However, whilst finally catching up with some of my favourite blogs I came across this article on Wired News - "MySpace Kills Internet Tube Song".

Finally, at last and forever I have a way of explaining to all those novices out there what the internet is and even better Jon Stewart from the Daily Show put it all into a neat little package

Internet is a series of tubes - The Daily Show

Thank you Jon, thank you senator. We can all rest easy now.

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Big Brother 7 - is there a vampire in the house?

2006-07-10T21:42:00.000+01:00

Hey guys, I have tried to avoid it but I had to give up and give in.

Yes, I have been watching Big Brother 7.

It made for very uncomfortable viewing during the first few weeks when there was a truly disturbing amount of bullying. Aisleyne being forced to evict her new housemates last week was on a par with the first few weeks. I struggled with whether I wanted to continue watching people being treated in this way but the cruel sadistic streak in me triumphed and I have continued.

I promise I will not write many posts on BB7, as I think it's getting more than enough coverage.

I couldn't resist this one though because I was struck by how much Glyn now looks like Spike. You know, the vampire from Angel. Forget Billy Idol (although he looks so much like him too). I much prefer the thought that there maybe a vampire in the house because let's face it we already have Pete the popstar/rocker!

Also this gives me an opportunity to put this picture of Spike and the dark, broody, hot one - that's Angel not Micheal by the way - on my blog (mmmmmmmm lol).

Could you imagine the scene though if Glynn was a vampire???

Cue BB music.....

Voice Over Man: "Day 57 in the BB house, it's 1am in the morning and for the first time all house mates appear to be asleep. Oh hold on, one house mate, Glyn has come to the diary room."

Glynn/Spike: "Hello Big Bruver! You know I wanted some black pudding? Well I think I'm ok for the moment."

BB: "Why's that Glynn? Have you gone off black pudding?"

Glynn/Spike: "Well it's the strangest thing BB. Ever since I dyed my hair I've had this urge to bite people's necks. I've discovered a new taste and I like it much more."

BB: "Could you explain what you mean about the taste Glynn?"

Glynn/Spike: "Well you know that black pudding is also known as blood sausage. I've found that lately when I kiss them on the neck I just have a little nibble and then suddenly I taste something like the black pudding, only warmer and all ooozier.

One other thing I noticed is that anyone I do that to seems to get a bit quiet and sleepy but they liven up in a couple of days. In the meantime the house is full of all these lovely people who like having my chops around various bits of their anatomy so I've got plenty of supplies. Oh that's apart from Susie, she just tastes like tea, could I nominate her to go please?"

As Glynn leans back in the diary chair laughing we see he seems to have a lovely set of knashers. Some that could do with a bit of a file down.

Suddenly the cameras switch from the BB Diary Room to the bedroom. We see it flooded with light and full of BB staff checking on housemates. Suddenly all the lights go dark as we hear the sound of running feet and lots of screaming......

Cut to station announcement

"Ladies and Gentlemen we apologise for the loss of your programme. BB will get back to you..."

(((Giggle, giggle)))

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Dr Who

2006-07-10T12:54:00.000+01:00

I have loved the new Dr Who almost from the very first show.

But this last story, espcially the second part was absolutley superb!!!

For all you doubters out there, trust me ... you would be wise to get hold of both series one and two.

The growth in characters, stories, special effects etc is positively heart warming.

Whilst Christopher Ecclestone's Dr was manic and a bit scarey (in a nice way). David Tennants' Dr is witty with glimses of a dark almost menacing undercurrent.

The whole relationship with his assistant Rose made facinating viewing. I was mightily pleased that the writer/s finally sorted out her mom and spruced up her former boyfriend Mickey! I am also happy with the effects as they are i.e. that kind of almost man in a funny suit quality mixed with low budget CGI. That's what Dr Who is all about, please don't go all Matrix on us auntie Beeb!

My verdict on the show then ... Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!

I cannot wait for the Christmas Special and the new season.

Peace ya'll

:)x

Ice Skateing Citroen - Genius!

2006-07-04T10:28:00.000+01:00

Ok sorry again for being away so long but I intend to slide right back in as if I'd never been away.

Have you seen the latest Citroen C4 advert? I think it is absolutely fantastic!

I love this version which I found on the net, probably the the unedited one. Little things like the suprised lumberjack and the engineer falling over when the car slides to a halt amuse me no end. For me it's those touches that add to the feeling of realism, oh if only cars could transform into ice skating geniuses ... could you imagine the stage show??

Peace ya'll

:)x

The Apprentice - The Final Judgment

2006-05-11T22:20:00.000+01:00

If you missed this gem then I strongly urge you to watch it online, or wherever you can get hold of a copy.

The battle commenced at 9pm and what a battle it was!

Superb telly was provided by Paul and Syeed scrapping away trying to compete with each other selling tickets to the same group of people. They were on the same team and supposedly working together but the mighty egos bumped up against each other to magnificent effect for those of us watching and unfortunately nearly resulted in disaster for team leader Michelle.

I loved the meeting Michelle called on the street that effectively put Syeed in his place. His comment that he was "this close to getting very nasty" was only superceded by Paul earlier calling Syeed a (how shall I put it) "male chicken" under his breath. Funny, funny, funny - oh ok, it helped to have seen it. Eventually Michelle regrouped, the team pulled together, tickets were sold and the evening went off very well indeed.

Ruth's team by contrast were all chaps together. They worked well and each member of the team pulled their weight. There was a bit of a hiccup with regard to what the theme of the night would be, even Sir Alan put a call into Ruth to voice his opinion. However, they pulled off the murder mystery night complete with can can dancers and costumes. It all looked like great fun and moneywise pulled in almost twice the amount of the other team.

Money didn't talk for Sir Alan, however, when it came down to the final choice. In the end he went for Michelle.

It was a bit of a shocker in some ways but in others not really. I think he saw her as someone who would be an Apprentice in the truer sense of the word. Someone who needed to be moulded and polished. Whereas Ruth seemed to be pretty set in her ways (albeit a very effective manager).

So Michelle it is. Well done girl I wish you all the best!

As for Ruth (my favourite) she'll be more than ok.

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Woolwich Mortgage

2006-05-11T21:47:00.000+01:00

Guaranteed to make me giggle at the moment is the new ad for Woolwich Mortgages.

It's shows a couple going through passport control on their way back from honeymoon in Jamaica. Why would that make me laugh? I hear you scream. Well watch this...

Woolwich Investments - Touch me!

It took me weeks to figure out what they were advertising because I was so amused everytime this ad played.

Oh oh, here comes the giggles again..... touch me

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Face Cream

2006-05-10T15:48:00.000+01:00

Now, to state the obvious, everyone has to advertise their wares. It's a very necessary part of business but when they get on the telly and start telling me what I can afford it's a sure way to put me off the ad, the company and the product.

The one that gets on my wick the most for this is the one for a certain face cream with a certain Celebrity Beauty Editor.

There she is living and working the world of celeb, full of people well known these days more for scandals than for any talent or ability. All the public hears about is lavish lifestyles, spent shopping, partying, swearing at paparazzi and giving their kids daft names. They attend every premier, launch, concert, and award ceremony to not only mop up the free food, drink and publicity but goodie bags stuffed with all sorts of exclusive jewelly, clothes, shoes, gadgets, and modes of transport. This is in addition to the astronomical fees for films, commercials, PAs and opening the local Co-op.

So this is where I'm coming from. I'm being told this about celebs all the time. "The must have for this season is this blue bag made out of tissue paper that you may be able to fit the ring from your left hand little finger (and remember the ring must be made of green salami with purple mushrooms). It's a steal at only 500 squid."

Mmmmm yes, that's why you miss editor would think nothing of buying a face cream for £20. Well Honey! That may not be a celebrity price tag to you but to me (pauper that I am) that's a hell of a lot of money for something that's probably only gonna last me a few weeks. For that kind of mula I'd expect the jar to have the very finest diamonique stones embedded in the lettering.

I think I'll stick with me £3 bottle of stuff that keeps me skin the beautiful, soft and shine free!

Ok Rant over!

Peace Ya'll

:)x

The Apprentice - Aproaching the Last Hurdle

2006-05-09T17:37:00.000+01:00

I told ya! What did I say?!! The Badger lives on!

Ok, ok so I was wrong about Paul but to be honest after the hearing the quote of the series (".... the Colosseum where they filmed Gladiator and stuff") from him, I should have know better anyways.

What was he thinking to write something slagging off the selling techniques of Big Issue sellers? For someone who purports to work in recruitment to admit that he hadn't even taken the time to write his own CV never mind (obviously) read it thoroughly, was pretty frightening.

Ansell disappointed me, not in how he's performed throughout the series but in the fact that he (along with others) hadn't even researched what goods manufactured or supplied by Sir Alan's companies.

Come on people are you seriously telling me you would go up for a £100 grand a year job with so little preparation?

School boy error!!!!!!!

Yes guys and galls, you may be applying to be Sir Alan's Apprentice but don't you think it might be an idea to be aware of what you may very well be involved in working on? If only so's you could nod and say yes at appropriate parts of a conversation with the great knight himself.

Well it's left to the ladies to hold the fort and don't go thinking I think they performed a great deal better in the interviews.

Michelle leaves me cold to be honest. Very, very ambitious and in certain ways very controlled. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad she's a successful businesswoman (who am I to criticise her. Look at me twice her age and on a fraction of her earnings) but it would be nice to see some warmth in her eyes. (Anyways what that's for to do with business I don't know - lol)

Ruth, Ruth, Ruth!!! Calm down babes. You've done well. You can come over a little aggressive at times and I think you need to let others finish what they are saying more often. When all's said and done, Ruth is my favourite for the top spot. Hence we go back to my original statement "the Badger lives on"!!! Yay!

So here we are then. I don't know about you but I know exactly what I'll be doing at 9pm tomorrow, so don't even think about calling ok?

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Masterchef Goes Large

2006-05-04T14:27:00.000+01:00

Nothing at all like the previous incarnation. No red or blue kitchen. No Lloyd Grossman and guest chef discussing whatever up the corner. No annoying wandering around the contestants just when they are at the height of panic stations asking stupid questions like "and what are you planning to do with the stock?" (Errr how about leaving the kitchen before you find out in a not so polite way???!!)

Nope, Masterchef has gone large. The would be chefs are out of the studio for part of the show and thrown in at the deep end in a real live working kitchen. The judges consider all kinds of things not just how fancy the presented recipies are. The contestants are really encouraged to think long and hard about the why, what, how and when.

I'm sure I've missed the whole competition for this year but I seem to keep bumping into episodes when surfing the tv and then that's me, happily hooked for the next 30 minutes or so.

It's a new and improved recipe! Well done Aunty Beeb!!!

:)x

Ice Age 2

2006-05-03T14:04:00.000+01:00

Of course I know that this is a TV blog but let's face it, with the advent of the internet, downloads and all things digital technology, it probably won't be long before this little gem (currently out in UK cinemas) will be on TV. Not only that but this is my blog so I can post about anything I want so there!

I went to see Ice Age 2 over the bank holiday weekend and it was a real treat.

I won't rant on about what everyone knows is top quality animation from the realistic looking fur, water (flood) scenes, to the scenery, the the fire to the geysers to the way the breeze moved through the trees or the colours, shades, perspectives, the marriage of actor's voices with each character, the music etc etc.

What I'm trying to say is that this film is just a jolly good yarn folks. Definately worth a visit. You will laugh from the beginning to the very last drop.

Bring the kids or don't bring the kids, just go see it ok?!?

:)x

The Apprentice

2006-05-03T13:56:00.000+01:00

Well we've got to the last 4 and tonight it's the roughest, toughest interviews anyone can ever expect to face.

The candidates will be grilled (and I mean slow spit roast stylee) by 3 of Sir Alan's trusted people. All highly successful business men in their own right, they have gained the trust of Sir Alan. They will be sure to take no prisoners tonight. No matter your previous achievements it will take a lot to impress these people and even if you succeeded in impressing them you would probaly never know. If the candidates, 2 boys and 2 girls, think they've had it tough so far, they ain't seen nothing yet!

To cap it off, this week we lose 2 people in one go ready for the almighty showdown next week.

It'll be hard to see them go but I reckon - and here I'm sticking my neck way, way out - that we'll be saying goodbye to Ansell and Michelle. Last two standing will be Paul and Ruth. Ok, so I'll probably get shot down in flames here with these predictions but it's nothing compared to what these candidates have been through over the last 10 weeks (and it's oh sooooo much more preferable).

My quote of the series so far has to be when Paul was talking to Ansell about Rome after winning a luxury trip at the end of the last task. Here I'm paraphrasing but the conversation went something like this.

Paul: "Wow Rome! Great! Have you ever been to Rome?"
Ansell : "No. I've never been to Italy"
Paul: "Oh it's great! They've got loads in Rome. They've got the Colosseum and everything. You know the Colosseum where they filmed Gladiator"

Oh my God! How very priceless!

All the majesty and history in Rome and the best you can say is it's where they filmed Gladiator - you're after a job paying how much a year???!! Good thing it's not as a tour guide.

:)x

Oh and one more thing. I'm loving that we can now watch certain shows online at any time and of course "The Apprentice" is one such entity. It's way past time that the tv companies woke up and smelled the aroma of the internet! Yippee!!!

Chicken Bites - Bites!!!

2006-04-16T22:12:00.000+01:00

I have been appalled by the recent adverts from Mattesons for their Chicken Bites.

I swear they must have been created by a team of vegetarians. (No offence guys)

But never mind the "They bring out the carnivore in you" tag line, watching the ads are enough to put you off meat for life.

Who in their tiny little right minds thought that the idea of someone standing at the bus stop eating the product and being ogled and almost attacked by people who turn into grotesque creatures horrific fangs and claws would encourage anyone to rush out and buy the product?

I honestly worry about not only the people who came up with the concept but also about the whoever in the company said yes and allowed the ads to be made and shown. I cannot believe there is anyway they went to focus groups or even got through the advertising authorities.

The whole thing is just horrible, worthy of something the current candidates taking part in the Apprentice would come up with. I can just hear Alan Sugar now...!!!

Mattesons Chicken Bites on Visit4Info website.

Peace ya'll

:)x

Citroen Dancing Transformer Car

2006-04-16T22:10:00.001+01:00

It's an oldie I know but I've been meaning to write about this ad for absolutley ages.

The dancing transformer car from Citroen. I haven't decided whether it's genius or painfully 80's break dancing corny.

Depends on my mood at the time. No matter what, I know I couldn't move like that so I suppose when all's said and done it's a clever peice of genius.

Check it for yourself and tell me what you think... have a look at the ad creation on Luxology.com

Peace ya'll

:)x

Triple Velvet Advert

2006-04-16T22:10:00.000+01:00

For me the award for 'Freaky Advert of the Year' has to go to the one with the baby in a suit walking around the toilet paper factory lecturing the workers on the quality of the product.

It's just plain errrmmmm ............... freaky!!!!

I've included a link to one of the ads in the title of this post but you can read up the ideas behind the creation of the ads and have a look at the latest by clicking on this link from the Glassworks

Peace Ya'll

:)x

I'm still around!!!

2006-04-15T22:11:00.000+01:00

Hello peeps. Long, long time no see eh?

I'm sorry I've not posted in a while. Well would you look at that? It's been 2 months - where does the time go?

But I'm back now ok? Anyway, there was no real need for me with Harry Hill back on our screens here in the UK. Sorry guys not in the UK but I'm sure there was lots going on to keep you all busy anyway.

Well this is just a hello post to say ummmm... "Hello".

There have been a couple of things I spotted on TV over the past few months that have really needed something written about them so here goes. I promise to be kind - well sorta - lol

Peace ya'll

:)x

Monkey Magic!

2006-02-15T11:46:00.000Z

It's great news everyone! Monkey is coming back!

Now I know I normally chat about shows that are on or just about to hit our screens but I've just found this article in the Times Online and I've been thrown back to the days of my youth.

As kids, my siblings and I used to gather round the TV to watch Monkey on his magical journey with his companions The Priest, Pigsy and the Water Monster to retrieve statues from a Buddhist monastery.

Now I have to admit that as a child, I didn't really undestand what was going on I only really remember the stupid monsters, corny jokes, idiotic fight scenes and barely passable special effects. Our household favourie was the flying cloud! Those were the days!

My mom loved the programme too because it was one of very few times she was free from screaming rampaging kids.

It's being remade and brought up to date. No doubt there will be major changes but I hope they will at least keep the sense of humour that was such a hit with old and young alike.

:)x

Deal or No Deal

2006-02-11T14:25:00.000Z

Preston (formerly of Celebrity Big Brother and lead singer of the Ordinary Boys) said he thinks the banker is actuallly Mr Blobby.

When I think of Noel Edmiunds I can't help but think of terrible jumpers, Mr Blobby, Shakey cardboard Castle scenery, big throne like chairs, gunge tanks. It's all gone!

Instead we have real people playing a cracker of a game.

You can't help but get really involved! Catch it when you can! It's by far the best game show on tv right now.

Peace Ya'll

:)x

Harry Hill's TV Burp

2006-02-11T13:59:00.000Z

Harry's back tonight. I found this show in it's earlier late night incarnation a while ago and really didn't think I'd like it. Harry with his high collar, thick rimmed glasses, leery lip licking and slapstick style comedy wasn't what I would normally have been interested in watching.

How wrong I was. He just takes such an irreverent look at the weeks happenings in tv. Soaps, news events, reality shows; no-one is safe. There's the running joke of the week, the fight of the week e.g. "who do you think would win in a fight between Tracy Barlow and a Cylon" and him ripping the "p" out of a scene and then inviting those involved onto the show to finish it up.

He's cheeky, disrespectful, genius and just plain funny. Tune in tonight on ITV1 at 5.15pm.

Oh no! I sound like an ad now!

:)x

Watch the Branston Baked Beans Advert - I'm still scared!

2006-02-11T13:40:00.000Z

I know I said it already but the ad for Branston Beans scares me. It seems the more it scares me the more often it's on the telly.

I think it's the way this can is winding and grinding while singing "I believe in miracles" in that sultry voice. Then to make matters worse the mouth with those perfectly white teeth and it kinda looks like a cyclops. Next we move to it singing the line "rich tomato taste that's good enough to lick" at which point "it" sticks it's tongue out and licks it's lips - ew! What really finishes me off though, is the woman who's sitting there with a plate of beans on toast in front of her watching the whole disturbing occurence like she's in love.

I finally found the ad here on Visit4info. Watch it and tell me what you think.

:)x

Update: The link at Visit4info is now a paid link. To watch the ad for free go to TellyAds. (Thanks to Will for this link).

I got tagged - 8 things I want in an ideal partner

2006-02-10T13:46:00.000Z

Whoooweee! I got tagged by BlogMonkey. Now normally I don't do stuff like this and I'm keeping in mind that this is a TV Blog but hey there's more to me than a couch potato who spends her time staring at the big magical box in the corner. So here goes.....

8 Things I Want In An Ideal Partner - (drum roll please)

1. A man. When I say a man I mean a man in everyway, I don't want wimpy but don't get me wrong I don't want neanderthol

2. Humour. There must be laughs. Not nasty, picking on someone's weaknesses laughs but just good humour.

3. Love films. Especially stuff that's more on the Sci-Fi/superhero/action side. Equally though a good comedy or the occasional chick flick will be required. Ok, cartoons too!

4. Able to hold a conversation. There is absolutely nothing sexier than being able to chat with someone for hours on end. I'm not just talking about when you first meet and you're trying to get the measure of someone. I mean even after you've known each other for years. I'm talking about stuff from heated debates to philosophical discussions to workday woes to sharing opinions on what crumpets are made from. (I always wondered that.) Just communicating in other ways than the "horizontal rumba". Speaking of which...

5. Horizontal Rumba. Sorry I don't do kinky. I don't mind having a bit of fun but kinky is a no. I'm not going into further details here either. You would have to be in a relationship with me to find out.

6. Taller than me. I'd prefer if he's taller than me by at least 3 inches. I've been out with guys who are my height and wearing heels is a no no! How sexy can you look in flats? Ok, if you're a certain age and build maybe you can get away with it but I can't. (This one is negotiable though.)

7. Able to make decisions. I have spent all my life making decisions. Could someone else do it for me or with me, if only to decide which pub we're going to.

Finally, I admit to nicking this last one from Blogmonkey word for word...

8.Wants me as well. Seems obvious I guess but finding your perfect partner doesn't mean that they feel the same about you. HEAR HEAR!!! Well said!

Now I don't know that many bloggers so I can only pass it on to my very tiny circle

NML
Whyioutta

:)x

Have some respect for our Dame!

2006-02-09T20:30:00.000Z

While doing some research for my post on Jeremy Kyle I came across this article about Dame Judi Dench.

It seems she's been judged too old to appear on American chat shows to promote her film "Mrs Henderson Presents".

As sure eggs is eggs people of all ages will watch the film! Maybe they would prefer her to go out and have a bit of "nip 'n tuck" to make it more acceptable to have a 70 year old on their shows?!? Piffle!

Judi, you're a class act! You're a fine looking woman (I hope I look as good when I get to her age) and your talent outshines the rest of us mere mortals. We love you just as you are.

:)x

The Apprentice

2006-02-09T20:23:00.000Z

It's coming back and soon! Mr Sugar is on a mission to sift through those people brave enough to apply for the position.

This was an absolutley storming programme last year and I am looking foward to better this time around.

:)x

Eastenders - Pat & Patrick

2006-02-09T20:09:00.000Z

What?!?!? They're doing "it"!!!

Oh puuullleeaase!!!!! I'm just getting over the Juley and Ruby debacle, never mind the comedy that was Mo and Alfie.

I'm sighing and shakin my head right now!

:)x

Coronation Street - Poor Rita

2006-02-09T19:38:00.000Z

I was so upset last night when Stuart attacked Rita. Hasn't that poor woman been through enough?

I'm not joking, it brought tears to my eyes.

Come on you script writers, please lay off our Reet!

:)x

The Jeremy Kyle Show

2006-02-09T17:49:00.000Z

I know I say it all the time but you guys must watch this programme!
There's no Oprah/Tricia "there, there" style sympathy. No Jerry Springer "chuck everyone in the middle and stand back while they duke it out" ringmaster style. No Riki Lake "I'm really embarrased to be doing this but it earns me bug bucks so here goes" style.

Na! Jeremy basically says to his "guests". Ok, what's your story? I've heard it all before! Sort it out, be a man/woman! You sound like a complete idiot! If you're not interested get off my show!

I love it!! Or is that just the evil twin side of me.?!?

:)x

Dancing on Ice - John B not happy?

2006-02-09T17:34:00.000Z

I hear that there's been a bit of boohooing into the press about John being voted out on Saturday. Whether he really said some of that stuff or not I don't know. My opinion (not that anyone's asking but you're gonna get it anyways) is that it was the right choice on the night.

Now I have to say he and Bonny are (or were) the best skaters in the competition BUT and this is a really big Beyonce/J Lo stylee BUT on the night, when it counted in the skate off, he was worse than Stephan. How that could be, I don't understand. Especially since John compared to Stephan in the past was like comparing an overnight stay at a youth hostel to a stay at a five star hotel. There was just no comparison. However, for some reason on Saturday, the intricacies of Stephan's footwork, his confidence and his connection to his partner was better than John.

The only thing I agree with is that John should not have been in the bottom two in the first place. There were easily worse performances that night by other contestants (David to name but one) but the Great British Public did not seem to vote in enough numbers to keep him out of the bottom two. It was a shame. I was pretty certain he would at least make it to the final, if not win but that seems to be the nature of these kinds of competitions. The better you are, the more likely you are not to win.

Never mind John. We still loves ya and don't forget at least two of the judges said you could get professional ice show work with the level of skill you've already displayed. Now that's gotta be a good thing!

:)x

24 - Jack's coming!

2006-02-07T22:51:00.000Z

He's nearly here!

The new series of 24 starts on Sky One this Sunday 12 February with a double bill.

I saw the 10 minute preview tonight and it looks great. Poor Jack despite saving the president, his family (or at least his daughter) and the world he still had to disappear by faking his death. We join him 12 months later all scruffy, with long hair, not so designer stubble and running for his life.

It's the day that will change his life ................... again. Woohooo!

:)x

Prison Break

2006-02-05T17:27:00.000Z

This little gem has sneaked under the wire.

LOL - get it? Prison Break, sneaked under the wire... boom boom - LOL! Ok so I'm, no comedian.

It started with a guy, Micheal Scofield, being tatooted all over his body with a most elaborate design. Then we see him commit a crime during which he gets himself arrested. His plan is to locked up in the same prison as his brother. Big deal, I hear you shout! Hey, but the twist is his brother, Lincoln Burrows, is sentenced to death for killing the presidents brother and Micheal (the one who got himself locked up) is a structural engineer who helped design the prison. No-one knows who he is (except Lincoln). Micheal's elaborate plan is to break himself and Lincoln out of prison and prove that his brother has been framed for the murder.

As he struggles to put his plan in place we see the normally law abiding man learning the hard way about life in prison. The story unfolds in flashbacks along with the audience being given little tasters of conversations where the real people involved in the original crime make plans to bump off the girlfriend who is asking questions. There's a feeling of the involvement of high powered people who control CIA/FBI types.

It's very well done. If you tune in at this stage you will still be able to keep up with what's gone on before. All told a very nice piece of television.

:)x

Dancing on Ice shock - John's gone!!!

2006-02-05T17:21:00.000Z

I was aghast on Saturday when John Barrowman was left in the bottom two by the public vote.

I have to say that based on performances in the skate off, the judges were right to choose Stephan. (Trust me, you don't know how much it hurts to say this.)

I missed last weeks episode where I believe John had a fall that dented his confidence. Looking at him yesterday he appeared to still be shaken and a little timid. Not the usual showcasing we're used to from Captain Jack himself.

I'm gonna miss ya big cheesy smile but you did well. The night was just not your night!

:)x

The IT Crowd - Verdict

2006-02-05T17:16:00.000Z

In my not so humble opinion, this programme is very funny.

I laughed right through both episodes. That may have something to do with the fact that there were a lot of things in there that were very familiar. I found myself trying to figure out which of the three main characters fitted me. I chickened out and decided I'm made up of some bits of all of them and lots of other stuff.

I'm looking forward to the rest of the series.

It's just plain funny and a great way to finish off the week.

:)x

The IT Crowd

2006-02-02T15:43:00.000Z

The IT Crowd starts on Channel 4 tomorrow (3 February) 9pm with a double bill.

It's looking very interesting. Have a peek at the first couple of episodes (along with a few extra goodies) online. - The IT Crowd

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother

2006-02-02T15:17:00.000Z

Don't trust me folks, I'm just so fickle! Here we are, barely a week on and I've forgotten all about CBB and it's famous (or infamous) housemates.

I don't buy the papers or gossip mags and their type of music is not my thing.

It's a good thing they don't rely on me to make money.

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Chantelle Wins!

2006-01-27T23:28:00.000Z

It's all over and the non celebrity has won Celebrity Big Brother!

Well done to all the celebs, it's been a rollercoaster of a ride.

Well done to the giggly blonde!

Well done to the Great British Public!

Phew! I'm off to bed now!

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Goodbye George and Dennis

2006-01-26T10:46:00.000Z

So they've gone! The two giants of the CBB house left last night to boos and hisses.

George was convinced he had achieved his aim to speak to millions instead of hundreds or thousands and to be fair he had, only not in the way he planned. As Davina pointed out, he wanted to reach the youth of this country in an attempt to get them interested in politics but during his time in the house he succeeded in alienating himself from the youngsters. He was a PR disaster. An advertising agency nightmare. A marketing flop. George, you would probably have done better if you'd kept your mouth shut and stayed at home.

Dennis couldn't understand how come Chantelle is still in the house and seems to be doing well as she is not a celebrity. Let me explain it like this for you. The public vote to keep housemates in the house based on their performance/behaviour in the house. It doesn't matter how many women you've slept with, how many baskets you've scored, how much money is in your bank account or how many people in the world know you, we don't care, it's in the past. What counts is what you're like in the house. Your previous performances don't count. It's like expecting a coach to pick someone for a basketball team based on their performance in the Kindergarten Nativity play. Kindergarten happened in the past. You're picked for the team based on current form.

For the vast majority of people watching the show, Chantelle has been much more likeable hence she's stayed. Yes, you maybe more famous but that's not what people are voting on. Maybe someone should have explained that to you before you signed up.

All the best to the long stayers! We''ll know who wins tomorrow.

:)x

Branston Baked Beans Advert

2006-01-24T15:03:00.000Z

Is anyone else freaked out by this dancing tin of beans or am I the freak?

Careful how you answer that!!!

:)x

Update: 15th Feb 2006

This post seems to have generated quite a few hits over the past few days so I've decided to add this update.

I've now found the ad here it is at Visit4info for your viewing pleasure and delictation. I've thought about it some more and asked for others to have their say Branston Comments Why not let us all know what you think?

Update no 2: 14 April 2007

Ok, the first link is now paid. Go to TellyAds to see this advert for free but be warned, I take no responsibility for it's effect on your sanity!

:)x

American Idol

2006-01-24T14:56:00.000Z

Yay! American Idol is back!

ITV2 started with a marathon 2 1/2 hours of AI on Saturday. Randy was his usual piggy in the middle self, Paula and Simon argued, Ryan made stupid jokes and the contestants did what they do best (or not).

Normally I don't laugh too much because there are some people who really have a dream and end up just being humiliated. But Saturday's show was full of moments. The bloke dressed up in a baby doll dress with pig tails and the bloke dressed as the Statue of Liberty got short thrift. The first auditionee got the chance to come back even though he was atrocious. Then there was the guy who's grandmother said listening to him sing always made her cry - well when he opened his mouth we could see why (eww). Finally, let's not forget the deputy (yes a proper policeman - in uniform) who sang "I shot the Sheriff but I did not Shoot the deputy". No it's not me not knowing the song title, that's all he sang over and over and over and over!

They found some great singers though, three sets of twins for a start. It will be interesting to see who gets through to the top 12 or so.

The circus has come back to town!

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Rula, George and Preston

2006-01-24T14:47:00.000Z

Well Rula went out last Friday thanks to being nominated by George and Preston. She was disappointed by George. Now Preston seems to be disappointed by George. Funny how things change ain't it.

I was in stitches last night as George dressed up in a leotard and robot danced. OMG! That so has to go on video.google or something. He's continued to sulk his way through the last few days, ever since he was banned by the group from taking part in nominations and then nominated.

It must be difficult to keep things in perspective when you're locked away from normal life. I was concerned when he talked about not forgetting what's happened even when he leaves the house. It's really not important, everyone is playing a game, some more consciously than others.
The best thing will be to leave it all behind when you leave the house and get on with the rest of your life.

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Faria's Gone

2006-01-19T17:30:00.000Z

She's out. The lady famous for being infamous.

Well Faria, judging by your chat with Davina, you learned some things about yourself (in the short time you were in the house). It's not easy to admit you may need some work that can't be fixed by plastic surgeons. (I know, I've had a lot of "fixing" to do, myself. Oh no, I sound like Barrymore now urgh!) It takes a big person to admit their faults, good for you!

I wonder if any of the other housemates will come to any such conclusions when they eventually leave the CBB house? It will be interesting to see.

Bye Bye Faria. I may not have loved you but what do you care? You don't know me from Adam. Still, I wish you the best for the future.

:)x

Max and Paddy The Power of Two

2006-01-18T19:49:00.000Z

Since it's still just about January I can still say it's the New Year! Being as we're now three weeks into the year this is where those resolutions start to stand or (more likely) fall. I didn't make a resolution (I don't believe in them) but I have decided it's about time I stopped living such a sedentary life and started putting a bit of effort into looking after myself.

With these thoughts swimming round my mind, I was highly amused to notice the glut of keep fit and workout dvd's being pushed on TV recently. We had all sorts of A - Z listers pushing their latest productions. Most of them might have been present when the videos were filmed but I doubt they'd even met the trainers before never mind been using that particular workout for any length of time. Is it me being cynical? Maybe.

To be fair some of the contenders like Jade Goody, Davina, last years Big Brother winner Anthony and Ulrika Johnson have obvioulsy been training. I still found it funny watching them swinging their arms, flashing their teeth and breathing heavily as they tried to encourage us to spend that Christmas voucher. The one that really got me wondering though was Max and Paddy The Power of Two.

I saw the ad a good few times before I believed that it was for real. It just seemed strange to me that two characters from a programme called "The Road to Nowhere" were pushing people to get up off their bums and workout. I was relieved to see they had changed the title. "The Road to Nowhere" is not exactly motivational is it?

The DVD looks fun and a novel idea getting two such comedic characters to get you through an exercise routine. It looks about my level too, maybe not overly strenuous but full of laughs. The Brian Potter Workout Live from the Phoenix Club must surely be something worth seeing.

So come on people. Someone out there must have bought it. I think it's your duty to share your experiences with Max and Paddy. I checked out the reviews on Amazon where the majority seem to love it but just for my own curiosity has anyone out there taken the plunge? Tell us what you really think

;)x

I'm not man mad - honest!

2006-01-18T19:41:00.000Z

Looking back at my posts I can see how you would be excused for thinking the only reason I watch TV is to drool over blokes.

Well that would be sad and even sadder would be the fact I would admit it to the whole world by confessing on a blog! Oh er, oops did I just do that? Just joshing honest!!!

:)x

Desperate Housewives

2006-01-18T09:39:00.000Z

They're back tonight! Channel 4 at 10pm. Woohoo!!!

I can't wait to catch up with the latest happenings in Wisteria Lane.

The fallout from the death of poor, poor Rex promises to be packed full of action as his wife, Bree, and mother duke it out over whether he was really happy. I felt really sorry for Rex or maybe I should say the actor Steven Culp (nice) because he was also in Star Trek Enterprise and got killed off there too.

How's Tom going to cope with being an at home dad? How's Lynette going to cope with going back to work?

What next in the long running threesome of Carlos, Gabrielle and John? Is Carlos going down for a long stretch? Will Gabrielle end up a single mother or is this John's chance to "get his gal"?

Then there's Susan, being held at gun point by Zach, who just finished beating up nasty Felicia. Does this violence run in the family? After all, his dad marched poor Mike off to execute him and his mom killed his (biological) mom. Maybe this is a case of nurture v nature!

As for Edie! In the middle of so much gossip and so in the dark!

Finally we throw the mysterious new neighbours, the Applewhites, into the mix!

It gonna be good people, it's gonna be goooooood!!!

:)x

Coronation Street

2006-01-18T09:25:00.000Z

I'm sitting here waiting for someone to come fix my front door and totally amazed at what I'm hearing. There's a debate on the local radio station about the use of the phrase "white trash" in Coronation Street on Monday night.

Sunita's brother sat in her little bedsit and cussed her for not making up with Dev. He went on to say something like "you don't want to end up like your white trash, single mother friends" (my paraphrase). Now I admit I was a bit suprised and stopped reading long enough (I was catching up on a few other blogs) to turn round and look at the telly. Sunita's response was to tell her brother exactly what she thought of him and throw him out the flat. That having been said, I returned to my reading and thought no more about it.

Apparently there have been loads of complaints to Granada about the use of the term. People were furious about the use of the term, equating it to calling black people niggas. It's racist, it's terrible, it shouldn't be allowed!

Do what?!?

As a "friend" said to me when I told him about my feelings on racism in this country - come on get that chip off your shoulder!

My understanding is the phrase came from America and was used originally in the deep south as a derogatory term by well to do white plantation owners towards white people who befriended or defended slaves. It's come into everyday parlance now through such high class programmes as Jerry Springer. The term fit in with the character who has exactly that same kind of attitude. A very nasty, narrow minded little man who thinks he's better than everyone else.

Yeah it's not nice. But I don't recall any outrage when Kelly and Lloyd were called Monkeys by Ronnies husband, when Hayley was being abused for being a transexual by that little brat Sophie webster or when Sean was being abused by Les and Cilla? These were just incidences of charaters showing how spiteful, malicious, vicious and cruel they are or can be. Is that not the case? So why is it different here?

Wake up people! It happens all the time in this programme. It's a SOAP!!!

:)x

Oh So... Dancing on Ice!!!

2006-01-18T01:49:00.000Z

I was going to post a piece about the lovely and extremely talented ice dancer John Barrowman (recently seen as Captain Jack in Dr Who and in the current remake of The Producers). About how he's one of the best contestants so I was pretty much guaranteed the chance to enjoy watching (drooling over) him week after, week, after week in Dancing on Ice.

Then I did a bit of research tonight only to discover that he's gay and to top it off, expected to do the civil partnership thing soon. Bugger! Er I mean Crap! Er I mean Damn!

The pool of available men gets ever smaller! (sigh)

;)x

Oh well, no getting away from it, he's a looker alright!

Wikipedia
Mail on Sunday

Dancing on Ice

2006-01-17T23:21:00.000Z

I watched the first show in the series on Saturday and was pleasantly surprised it was quite good I ended up enjoying all the contestants whether they were brilliant or just plain bad. I don't know what happened to me. Maybe I was just in a good mood.

I was quite surprised to see that Andi survived but not disappointed that Tamara had been voted out because it looked as if he was just taking it all as one big joke. Who turns up over an hour late to the first practice for a show like this?

I’m relieved that it’s going to be screened over 8 weeks because watching night after night would be way too much! (Yeah, I know I can always hit the off button.)

I hope it's the last for a long time in the same 'ole tired formula of celebrity contestants doing ususal stuff to encourage the public to slavishly phone up to tip money into the pockets of lazy TV execs.

It's nice to see this programme for Torville and Dean. I couldn't believe when the clips of their olymnpic performances brought tears to my eyes. I only hope the performances of the celebs over the next few weeks don't do the same for the wrong reasons.

;)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Yet Again

2006-01-17T23:02:00.000Z

I have not commented on this over the last few days because I have only been watching bits.

I was particularly annoyed with George Galloway’s comments after the box task about “The Americans”. What came out of his mouth was truly unnecessary and deeply offensive. He also annoyed me with his comments about Dennis being lazy, he annoyed me with his comments about Chantelle being dumb, he annoyed me with the incident over the cigars and cigarettes with Pete. He just plain annoys me!

I’m so disappointed that he has not been nominated because even though I usually just sit and snipe at the TV I would have happily voted multiple times to get him out of the house and off my telly!

Michael (and I’m sure a number of you would be upset at me for saying this) seriously needs therapy. He thinks he’s royalty. Yes he’s been through a lot. Yes he’s experienced things we could never imagine. Yes he’s been through detox, etc. How does this give him the right to shout people down? It doesn’t mean that he has all the answers. It doesn’t mean that he’s fully qualified to diagnose other people.

He’s got an insight into himself and probably a better idea than most about what’s really going on behind the façade that most people put on. But what was right for him is not necessarily right for others and he needs to understand and accept that. He’s like the man who’s given up smoking and then goes out and preaches to other smokers.

Take a chill pill Mr Barrymore. You’re not in there as the house therapist. You’re there to re-launch your career so I think you should just concentrate on that!

I’m starting to like Dennis a bit more. He’s still a bit over sexed but I love the way Traci is handling him. Much respect to the woman! She’s standing up for herself and a lot of what she’s saying to him about the way that he treats women is right! You never know, he might come out of the house having learned something.

Preston, Preston, Preston! If I were your girlfriend I’m not sure I would talk to you for fear that my words would be heard somewhere on the far side of the moon. I know you like Chantelle and who would blame you. She is quite funny, surprisingly witty, easy to get on with and easier for you to relate to than most of the other people in the house. To top if off you must be missing your girlfriend, poor you. Be very, very, very careful. We see those touchy feely moments and as for those long lingering looks... trust me dear readers I was (sadly) watching the live feed when the birthday party incidents were happening! Oh dear!

Pete needs to leave before he goes completely mad. I thought he was going to strangle our Mr Jim. He wasn’t happy when Jim fixed it for him to talk to his boyfriend, although that was what he was pining for. What can you do? As for teasing Preston and Chantelle, sometimes you do need to let things drop.

Rula and her Pants of Power was brilliant. I haven’t laughed so much for days! I still don’t think she’ll win. What about her over acting when she came out of nominations? Choking back tears, she explained to the rest of the housemates how she had to nominate someone for eviction and how terrible it was. (My eyes filled up - not.) Maybe she needed a bit of a rehearsal first. I think her performance was as good as any Oscar acceptance speech.

I always thought Faria cuddling up to Dennis while at the same time telling the other housemates that she doesn’t fancy him was a joke! Yes and I’m a Supermodel! She finally admitted it to Traci (with Dennis across the other side of the room) and they proceeded to laugh, giggle and chat about him like schoolgirls. Flip! How old are they again?

Who have I left out? Of course, Maggot! What’s there to say? He’s ok. I thought he’d be a bit more zany but I think he’s been outshone by some of the other housemates and I don’t blame him for keeping his head down.

The nominations have been set

Dennis, Faria and Pete.

Who goes ...... you decide!

:)x

Due South

2006-01-17T22:57:00.000Z

There’s one country that I’ve always wanted to visit and that country is Canada

Imagine my choice joy when I discovered Due South ten or so years ago. I was in seventh heaven. The star of the show Paul Gross was anything but gross. The story line engaging, the script funny and his sidekick, Ray, a suitably dorky but nice kinda guy.

All the ingredients I needed to keep me amused and to be suitably distraught when the series came to an abrupt end.

I’ve not had much good to say about ITV recently but I’m beginning to really love ITV3. Why? Because in addition to Quantum Leap, they’ve brought Due South back! Yippee!!!

Now I don’t have to save my pennies, no need to go all the way to Canada. I love Mounties so I can just tune in everyday at 7pm and feast my eyes on the beauty that is …. Benton Fraser (and his wolf of course).

Thank you very kindly!

:)x

Soapstar Superstar - The Final

2006-01-15T15:35:00.000Z

It's all over, the final has come and gone. I think the right person was chosen thought it was a tough call. Andy was suprisingly good especially once he learned to let go a bit and wiggle those hips (LOL).

Well done Richard, your youth, your boyish good looks and obvious charm helped but the fact that you have an astounding voice and ability did the job.

:)x

Honda Civic

2006-01-13T23:57:00.000Z

Have you all seen the new adverts for the Honda Civic?

I think it’s very, very good using a choir to make the sounds as the car travels along is very clever. It really caught my attention tonight. So much so that I have been to their web site and had a good look again.

To my surprise and pleasure not only does it show the advert but they also show the making of the advert (I guess for those anoraks like me who wonder about these things).

If you’ve not seen the ad, go have a look at it here www.honda.co.uk/civic

Don’t get tempted to buy the car though, unless of course, you’re going to buy it for me.

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother - First Eviction

2006-01-13T23:48:00.000Z

So Jodie is out of the Celebrity Big Brother house. I’m disappointed with you all. What are you playing at voting her out first?

Now Mr George "I’m an MP and you should all scrape and bow to me" Galloway, will have even more of a big head.

I’m shaking my head at you all and you don’t want me to be doing that trust me.

Get it right next time, vote George out for Wednesday! I'm warning, don’t let me start waving my finger at you!

:)x

Quantum Leap

2006-01-12T18:54:00.000Z

I've just watched an episode of Quantum Leap starring the very yummy Scott Bakula. The man doesn't just look god but he can act and sing too, both brilliantly.

I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy watching the show and it did not fail to impress this evening. In this episode he thought he was trying to find out who the killer of his partner in a private detective agency was but it turned out he was there to help the birth of pulp fiction novels. Very clever stuff. Very funny how his character looked like Hunmphrey Bogart.

Suddenly, I realised that Sam sounded like Fry and Al sounded like Bender. You know, the characters from Futurama (one of my other faves). It was weird I sat there thinking how brilliant. Two of my favorite shows in one!

Just totally surreal.

:)x

Jamie Oliver's Flavour Shaker Again!

2006-01-12T17:24:00.000Z

Last year (oh my gosh - last year already) I posted a comment about Jamie's Flavour Shaker advert. This is the one where the woman shakes her booty. It's crude, sexist and some say racist but as a black woman myself I find it amusing. (At least this woman is using her bum for something.) I think it's funny, I wanted to give you a link in case you hadn't seen it but couldn't find it. Well I've found it on this wonderful thing called the internet!

Even better, he's done the advert with a Mariachi band. I didn't see this one at the time, I think it's amusing too. Don't worry loves, I've given you the link to both adverts below.

Enjoy.... Booty Shaker and Mariachi Shaker.

:)x

Huggies Nappies

2006-01-12T16:02:00.000Z

I usually hate clever adverts where adults have clearly been working hard at sounding like children.

The one that's been making me wince for ages is the Huggies ad. Two babies are fighting over a "new, stretchier" nappy. They describe it as stretchified and stretchificated - urgh!

Now don't go running out on me y'all because I forgive Huggies for the silly words every time I see the adorable smiles on the faces of those oh so cute babies! They're lovely!

And no, I'm not, not, not broody!!! (At least I don't think so.)

:)x

I am not Jerry!

2006-01-12T15:48:00.000Z

Oh no!!! I sound so much like Jerry Springer these days, it's really starting to scare me.

Sorry guys!!!

;)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Part Three!

2006-01-12T14:38:00.000Z

I know we only see portion of what actually goes on in the house when CBB airs at 9pm every night but last night I was saddened once again to watch what has been going on.

I really felt sorry for Jodie as she was picked on and bullied by George and Pete. Some of what they've got to say is true but the way they're doing it is really bad. The poor woman has been backed into a corner and you can't blame her for fighting back in the way that she's been doing. I really hope that George gets kicked out of the house because he is the ringleader very closely followed by Pete.

I get the feeling Michael is being used a bit, he strikes me as still vulnerable and not certainly not out of his troubles. Be careful, Michael. The advice you're trying to pass onto Jodie and Chantelle is being used by George and Pete to beat the girls over the head! Sometimes you need to chill. Despite all you've been though you're not perfect, you haven't got all the answers. Let other people finish what they're saying before you jump in with your opinion. As you said to Chantelle, listening is key.

Chantelle is doing her best to mediate between the two factions but she's so inexperienced she's not doing a very good job and so's Preston to his credit. Chantelle is bright enough to point out to the others that she's the piggy in the middle, I hope she is able to form a kind of a bridge between Jodie and the others without losing out.

Jodie, I don't think you'll be leaving girl, so hang on in there. You've still got things to learn and I can see that at the moment you've shut down but now's the time to sit back. Let the others run around being noticed. You'll be ok in the end, unless you do somethng really terrible, you won't be the first out the house.

It seems really depressing in the CBB house at the moment and the sooner this upset is got through the better. I well remember learning (and experiencing) on a course that people coming together to form a group go through a process called "Forming, storming, norming and performing". The CBB house are definitely in the "storming" phase.

:)x

Soapstar Superstar - Round two

2006-01-12T14:34:00.000Z

Hello my little pumpkins I am back. I am back to eat my words and swallow my spit (sorry for being vulgar). I watched Soapstar Superstars last night. Admittedly not all of it but I especially tuned in for the acoustic performance because as they say, that is where the rubber hits the road, where you separate the wheat from the chaff, the boys from the men. I was pleasantly surprised to they see they were good. I especially enjoyed Andy and Roxanne didn’t do too badly a job either.

I’m not sure I would buy one their albums but I think they would do pretty well and could go on to do musicals. Let’s face it, people in the theatre are actor/singers and that’s what we saw last night. I wouldn’t necessarily say Superstars but they did a good job. Good on you guys for taking part; good on you for trying very hard.

I’m still annoyed at ITV. I think they still just in it to make money which as a commercial company and suppose you can understand. Also I’m still not sure about the judge’s, especially Mr. America but hey, someone’s got to sit in those seats!

:)x

Lost

2006-01-10T21:24:00.000Z

We lose Lost on Wednesday!!!

Don’t miss the final double bill or I guarantee you’ll regret it. It’s been brilliant so far and if you’ve not been watching you need to have a head transplant.

It’s on Channel 4 tomorrow (January 11th) starting 10pm until 12am.

If you can’t stay up that late, set your Sky plus, video/DVD recorder or whatever but don’t miss it and don’t come crying to me if you do.

:)x

Soapstar Superstar

2006-01-10T21:11:00.000Z

You’d be forgiven for thinking I’ve got my grumpy pants on at the moment but I have to say I’m almost lost for words over this programme. It’s so poor I can hardly describe it.

To me it’s all just ITV having a go at yet more cheap and easy programming. It’s just bad, a very poor man’s Celebrity Fame Academy Yet another way to mop up money from the poor deluded public. I can see them now. Some anonymous man in a suit grabbing the money bag and sailing off in to the sunset on some luxury yatch, surrounded by a bevy of beauties, bottles of champagne, masses of caviar and a lobster buffet whilst laughing manically.

The actors taking part are great people but they’re not singers, not by any stretch of the imagination. No, maybe I’m being a bit unfair. They can hold a tune ….. some of them.

Richard is pretty good, as is Andy and Lee (passable). However, Roxanne is just a good looking girl (and wouldn’t we all like to be good looking girls) but please stop insulting me. My ears tell me she’s not that brilliant a singer but the judges keep bigging her up. Are they hearing something different in the studio to what’s being broadcast?

Come on, hands up which one of you would buy an album by anyone in this competition? No? No? Yes maybe? No? Ah ha, I thought so! Not a one of you!

One hit wonders – yes! Superstars – I don’t think so! The clue is in the show’s title. These people are Soapstars . Say it with me slowly “S O A P S T A R S”.

Fern and the presenter bloke just seem to be extremely uncomfortable – all the time. On the judges table, the producer bloke seems to be taking the P (please Bob). Cilla seems to be listening to her iPod (or something other than what the contestants are performing) and doing a bad impression of Sharon O. The American bloke has stopped attempting to listen and is only concerned with their clothes. Finally, the latest ousted celebrity contestant/guest judge just loves everyone.

Please, I am begging you ITV do not repeat this series!

But wait, what do I see in the no too distant future?!? It’s “Dancing on Ice”! A show where Torville and Dean teach, for it …… soapstars ….. to dance on ice! Here’s a new idea, why not get the public to phone in to vote to keep their favourites until we have only one left standing? We can charge, lets say 50p for each call or text. People won’t mind spending 50p it’s not much and we can always donate a certain amount from each call to charity just to help everyone feel better. Oh hold on, that is the format for the show? Oh goody!!!

Would someone please wake me up out of this nightmare?!?!?!?!

;)x

Celebrity Big Brother - Part Deux

2006-01-10T15:07:00.000Z

There I was watching a bit of telly last night when suddenly my jaw dropped open, my eybrows raised heavenward and the beginnings of a very high pitched squeel started to emanate from somewhere in the region of my mouth. This sound only lasted a few seconds before I stopped breathing. After a couple more seconds I realised I needed to start breathing if I wanted to continue to enjoy all the good things in life that I had recently discovered (I might tell ya about that or I probably will not).

Let me put your mind at ease here and now. No, I was not being strangled by some invisible assailant, no I was not being hypnotised by some mad Hypnotist weaving his evil spell in my presence, no I had not sat on a pin. The reason for my extreme reaction was all the goings on in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

It looks to me that now we're a few days into the week everyone has started to relax a bit more. The facades are dropping and we're now getting to see the real people behind the masks. I suspect the catalyst was Chantelle being 'outed' and the ensuing party. People are opening up and what's coming out don't seem to be all that nice.

This is my advice to the housemates, my thoughts and opinions.

Dennis - You are so rude and (downright) nasty. Prowling around the house, like you've got a really, really, really bad itch that needs a good old scratch. You need to get some Bromide young man! Drooling and pouncing on each young woman in the house is urgh!!! So not nice to see. You just seem to have no respect for women and no respect for yourself. Girls you need to wiseup, understand what you're playing with, be careful.

Jodie - You're a nice girl but don't go making comments about how other people live and expect them not to hit back at you. By all means stand up for what you believe in but don't start moaning when others do the same. Try not to take everything so personally, otherwise you will go mad. Most of all be careful about the kind of games you play with the boys. They read things differently, trust me "Men (really) are from Mars and Women from Venus"! You are concerned about the way you are percieved by others and portrayed in the media. Well, girlfriend (I sound like the mad professor on MOM here) your behaviour hasn't really done much to change perceptions. Actions speak louder than words.

Traci - Why don't you lend Jodie your copy of Men are From Mars, Women are from Venus? I know it will have to be when you get out the house but better late than never. Keep away from Dennis honey!!! I know it's a bit flattering to have such a virile person after you but he's not gonna do you (or any other woman) any good. He said so himself. That's a massive red flag to anyone. You jump in that fire, you get burned and you'll only have yourself to blame. He ain't gonna care a hoot.

Chantelle - You're not the brightest but there is some sense there. Stop right now, don't follow in Jodie's footsteps, you're still young enough to change direction. Do it while you can. You've been your own person up to now keep it going, don't let us down now sweetie.

Maggot - Did you really want to shove your face down Jodie's cleavage? Ok so you and pretty much every other red blooded male has probably fantasised about it. Did the reality live up to the dream? (Mmmmmm sounds like this could be the name of a Goldee Looking Chain song.)

Preston - Careful boy! I think you may have a lot of explaining to do or is it just that you've got a very understanding girlfriend.

Faria - I didn't need to know about the revenge you took on your ex and I'm not sure anyone else needed to either. Have you ever thought of anger management classes? If you're hoping to meet someone to settle down with you better hope that every copy of the show has been found and destroyed before you meet your prospective partner and in-laws. It's gonna have to be either that or expect not to be making much tea and certainly no tea parties at your gaffe!

Pete - tut tut! Good for you for standing up for yourself but a Gorilla Hair coat?!?!?!?! I think it's as much your undoing as it's been the undoing of some poor Gorilla. (In the Gorilla's favour he had no choice in the matter of whether or not to have a coat - you get me?)

Rula - If you really think so little of Big Brother and the "type" of people who watch it, what the heck are you doing on the programme!?! I used to like you, now the jury is out! You're on a warning lady!

George - Get out! Get out now! You strike me as a pompous, overblown, self opinionated, arrogant and just plain not nice. Did you not do any research by watching Big Brother clips or reading up on it? Did no-one explain to you what you may expect? Did you not think to ask about the nature of the programme you so eagerly signed up for? Or did you only think if Derek Lord and the Conservatives can do it, so can (I) Respect?

You claim one of your reasons for coming into the house was to reach out to younger people, to try to get them interested in politics. Well (as Dennis would say) suck it up! These are some of the young people you have to try to communicate with and I'm not just talking about the younger housemates but the viewers too. Slagging off the housemates, their antics and the people who watch the show have done nothing for your cause except to help strengthen the perception that politics is only for certain, over priviledged, over bearing, over fed, over protected individuals who are only interested in power and their own agendas.

Let me just say here that I agree with some of what he had to say about the behaviour in the house but what has upset me is how he chose to deal with and to respond to it. There was no seeking to understand, no attempt to build some sort of a rapport, no attempt to do anything but to sit in judgement and condemnation. If this had only been from last night I could maybe accept his reaction. But what's worse is that he seemed to come into the house with this attitude. It was obvious from day one that he expected everyone to be bowing and scraping to him.

He revealed a lot when he stated, "I'm more famous than anyone in this house. I'm well known by every Muslim in the world and that's over 1 billion people". Ok that maybe true, but it's not the Muslims all over the world that have put you in the Houses of Parliament Mr MP!!!!

Oh yeah, your card is marked. I wonder what poor charity he's supposed to be in the house to represent? I hope they realise they ain't getting much money coming from his direction.

Michael - I hear you've been advising Jodie. Good man! It's nice to see someone who is willing to sit down and pass on wisdom gained from experience. Someone willing to spend time conversing in a respectful way will always get me onside. You may be a bit loopy at times but my heart warmed to you when you tried to defend Jodie and some of the others as they ran from the snapping jaws of Pete, George et al.

CBB will have to come with a government health warning this year. If you're easily offended I would advise you to be very careful about watching.

Now I've got all that off my chest I have to congratulate you dear reader. If you got this far into this post you deserve a big kiss and a cup of coffee so here's the kiss (mwuahhhh xxx) but (sorry) you'll have to make your own coffee.

:)x

Celebrity Big Brother

2006-01-08T22:27:00.000Z

Yes it’s back! The one we’ve all been waiting for! It’s Celebrity Big Brother… yippee!!!

Don’t groan, it’s not as bad as all that, it’s much worse. Now let’s see who’s in the Big Brother house this year…

Michael Barrymore (former comedian)
Jodie Marsh (former glamour girl)
Dennis Rodman (former NBA star)
Traci Bingham (former Baywatch babe)
Pete burns (former lead singer of Dead or Alive)
Maggot (Goldee Looking Chain band member)
Preston (Ordinary Boys band member)
Rula Lenska (actress)
George Galloway (MP for Respect party)
Faria Alam (former FA employee of the month – not!)

Finally, my favorite, lead singer of “Kandyfloss” (with a K) the fabulous the girl band who hit the charts with their song “I want it right now” known as Chantelle!

Yep, Chantelle herself!!!

Well don’t worry if you haven’t heard of her or the band because they’re not real. That is the band isn’t real but Chantelle’s real. She’s just great, a little gem. Her task is to go into the house with all the celebrities and convince them that she’s famous.

So far she’s doing very well with only Preston suspecting her of being a fake. She’s even gone so far as to flirt with Dennis pretty outrageously. I’m full of admiration for that girl. She’s really held her head up and not allowed herself to be over-awed by the famous faces that she’s met over the last few days. She even learned her song to perform during a “Show and Tell” task for all the housemates.

Now let’s look at the other housemates don’t you think Jodie Marsh has ‘glow in the dark teeth’? Hey, take it from a woman who’s had her teeth bleached – only because I fell down a flight of stairs and killed the root in my front tooth - her teeth are bright. Maybe it’s the contrast of from her really deep tan and to be fair Jodie admitted she’s had hers’ done (and I’m still talking about teeth here) but they are lighthouse bright. If there were a power cut, she would be found with no problem. Now that’s not my cue to start slagging her off she’s had enough of that and I’m not jumping on that bandwagon, I’m just not that kind of girl – er, I mean, well you know what I mean. She strikes me as a nice girl, a bit confused because as George Galloway pointed out to Barrymore Celebs complaining about the press is like a ship’s captain complaining about the sea. (a classic quote from Enoch Powell, everybody’s favorite philosopher)

I felt sorry for Jodie when Dennis told her to ‘suck it up’ when she complained to him about how she’s treated by the press. The poor girl started crying she’s so fragile. He’s right though, it’s a bad world out there not fair at all and she does need to toughen up (easy for me to say I know ‘cause my bosom has never been described as like a pair of dog’s saggy ears, though I’ve had many an unsavoury description of my body even from my own family).

To stay with Dennis he’s described everything as weird after running from Traci as soon as he entered the house, looking at Pete like he was something from Mars and wearing socks with sandals. His pronouncement of weirdness cracked me up expecially as it was coming from a man who’s worn a sarong (for real) and wedding dress (for a publicity stunt). Dennis is just a hound dog. It will be interesting to see how (long) the British public will accept him.

Michael Barrymore worries me. He is still obviously very fragile. I hope this experience doesn’t cause more damage. That’s all I’m sayin’

As for George Galloway well…I reserve my opinon on him.

Traci is so American. Pete is growing on me. I love Rula, Maggot and Preston, they seem to be the most grounded, honest and down to earth of the Housemates.

Faria just seems deeply unhappy, I think she needs therapy.

Some of my favorite moments so far are

Pete’s Gorilla hair coat
Chantelle asking “What’s a Gynaecologist?”
Dennis Rodman running away from Traci as soon as he entered the house

UPDATE:

Chantelle passed the task! I am just lovin’ this girl and to their credit so do the celebs. They discovered tonight that she’s not “one of them”. They all gave her big hugs, that I hope are for real, and congratulations.

It looks like she’s been accepted but then again it’s Big Brother house, we’ll have to wait and see how long all this harmony lasts.

:)x

It's 2006!

2006-01-08T20:45:00.000Z

Hello my lovelies. Are you all well? What’s happenin’ out there in blogland?

Don't know about you but I’ve certainly been busy enjoying myself during the festive break. I’ve only popped in occasionally to keep an eye on what’s going on but not posted mainly because there’s not been much TV to chat about, during the Christmas season. It’s been the usual combination of repeats, boring stuff and dross.

However with the start of the New Year and a new TV season there has been rich pickings. I can barely contain myself so let’s start the year as we mean to go on with the real quality …

:)x

New Year Greetings!!!

2005-12-31T18:31:00.000Z

Here's wishing you all a fabulous New Year!!!

Much love and blessings to everyone!!!

:) xoxoxo

Christmas 2005

2005-12-24T20:08:00.000Z

Just stopping by to wish everyone a wonderful Christmas!!!

:)x

Shayne wins British X-Factor 2005

2005-12-19T15:51:00.000Z

My heartiest congratulations to Shayne who went on to win the British X-Factor 2005. Unfortunately it was not a real surprise. The British public has once again voted for the kind of boy next door/boy band type.

Journey South were not really likely to win. In fact they were not likely finalists so I say good on you lads. You grew throughout the competition and on the night you were worthy competitors.

It was a close call for second place finalist Andy (he lost out by just over 1% of the vote) but I think poor performances over the last few weeks did him no favour. Andy gave his all and pulled out some outstanding performances, especially "When a Man Loves a Woman" and "Me and Mrs Jones". He really stepped up during the final and proved he can sing with real passion, moving away a little from the easy going Andy we've all come to know. Well done you!

In my heart I wanted Andy to win but once Shayne sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" the game was truly over. Shayne's rendition of "Somewhere... " was superb! Hairs standing on the back of your neck stuff! The youngster can sing. Of course the fact that his looks are very, very easy on the eye helped massively. I hope he realises that this first year is not about making money for him but for the record company. He needs to enjoy the ride get as much exposure as possible but be prepared to really put in the serious work now the limelight of a weekly show on prime time TV has gone. The winner/s in these types of programmes are the TV and record companies.

I don't like the winner's song much. It's ok but very much something that's great for on the night of the win, as a song for general release I think it's pretty poor. I look forward to hearing these guys do some real stuff, provided all the touring doesn't wear them out first.

As for me personally, I'm looking out for albums by Andy and Brenda!

:)x

Space Cadets - The Final Frontier?

2005-12-17T17:29:00.000Z

It's over, the surprise has been sprung, the joke is done, the cosmonauts have been brought back down to earth with a bump.

It was good for me but for many others it was not. The viewing figures testified to the public loving shows where celebrities eat live bugs and kangaroo testicles, where people send in their most humiliating videos, where murder detectives investigate the most heinous killings for our entertainment week after week.

The contestants signed up for a show being produced by a sister company of Endemol who have brought us such enthralling masterpieces as Big Brother without knowing exactly what they would be asked to do. They went through some pretty ridiculous selection tests before they were even supposedly flown out to Russia for a 3 week training programme to prepare them as civilian space tourists.

You see there are a lot of people who like to shout "I'm wacky, I am! The life and soul of every party! Woo hoo! I'll do anything, I don't care what anyone else thinks." - yawn, yawn. I kinda see this as Channel 4 taking people at their word. All power to the chosen few, those brave souls Keri, Paul and Billy who agreed to fly, that alone is brave. Me, I know I would wet myself before I did that, so yes they picked up the gauntlet. While at the moment of the reveal they probably felt a bit embarrassed, I think they have been rewarded handsomely.

Keri by all accounts is on the books of an agency offering people for extras work, hey this can't have harmed her profile much. As an actor you can be asked to do some of the most ridiculous things, as Charlie and the actors on the show can testify. Billy, has admitted he could do with the money to "consolidate a few debts". Billy, you have got it. There's even been a little bit of a "friendship" developing between Billy and Keri, aw! As for Paul, he's finally popped the question to his girlfriend and now he can afford the wedding.

Last nights performance with Charlie "passing" an intestinal worm and the burial ceremony for Bimby the (famous Russian) Dog was just plain funny. The way they did the reveal was not the harshest thing I've seen. Certainly better than those shows where they line up possible prizes for children then take them away when they fail the task. Certainly better than watching incest, murder, rape and spousal abuse on a prime time soap opera. Certainly better than being told on a Saturday, Wednesday or whichever night the lottery can get away with that "It could be you!" - yeah along with the other 60 or so million in the country (that's the cruelest deception of them all).

So most people didn't like the programme, it was a bit cruel, it was boring, it was too obvious to fool anyone. Open your eyes, there are many more things to get upset about all around us every day and I don't hear much murmuring going on there.

Still a little part of me hoped that it would have turned out to be a double bluff, that we the viewing public, were being conned all along. Oh well, there's always Space Cadets 2 - The Mission to Mars...! (supposedly being filmed now)

Right now - Cadets, I like you, I admire you and I salute you!!!

:)x

Oh gosh I better go lie down quick - I've just read this again and I sound like Jerry Springer - gggaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!!! Bucket Please!!!!!

Jamie Oliver's Flavour Shaker

2005-12-15T15:07:00.000Z

Has anyone seen the advert for Jamie Oliver's Flavour Shaker? I think it's so funny.

Just to recap for those who have missed it. Jamie appears, holds up the Flavour Shaker, spouts some sort of spiel and pops it into the back pocket of a girl whose wearing shorts. She then spins around and does some mighty booty shakin'. It puts Beyonce to shame, trust me!

It's so surprised me, I've not even caught what he's said yet. I thought it was a cocktail shaker until I did a web search for this post and discovered it's for spices, marinades and stuff. It crushes, it grinds, it blends!!!!

Hey folks, just to remind you here that I think it's a funny ad. Why not plug into the urban vibe? That's what he's supposed to be about young, hip and happenin' (oh ok, so I'm not hence the use of terms from the 60's man). I think I want one of those but I certainly will not attempt to shake it the way she does mainly because I'd probably cause myself an injury but also because I'd probably put someone's eye out, cause serious bruising and maim anyone within two feet for life. (Those of you who know me, know I ain't kiddin' there!!!)

Have a look at what Jamie's got to say here: Jamie's Flavour Shaker - Watch it

Oh and by the way the lowest price I've found is £17.99 from Play.com with free delivery - hint hint!

:)x

Nip / Tuck

2005-12-14T00:06:00.000Z

Now I remember when this programme was first being advertised.

I would roll my eyes and sigh heavily. Oh no what a stupid idea for a programme. It's just going to feed into this stupid trend for plastic surgery, artificiality, big boobs, lips and everything else. If you don't look a particular way, you're not a valid person. Only the west's idea of blonde, boobs, no waist, pouty lips, no brain and long hair counts. Empty, superficiallity wrapped up with liberal lashings of lasciviousness (if you get my drift).

Well I was wrong. I know!!! It's a shocker but I admit - I was wrong. I have been hooked by this programme. The beautiful people are not really so beautiful (ok so we all know this was going to be a part of the show) but there's so much more. There's a lot of stuff in there about consequences. It's chock full of modern day morality tales (and I always love a bit of morality).

I'm not even going to attempt to explain some of the stories, you have to watch the show. I warn you though, it makes more sense if you've seen it from the beginning, you get totally into each character and their relationship to each other.

Let me flash a warning here, it's not one for the kids. No children allowed (I don't care how progressive a parent you are)!

At times it's a bit gruesome, for example they did a face transplant this week- the poor girl ended up with no face. Trust me, it's a good show. Ok there are "lashings of lasciviousness" too but it's not as liberal as I thought it would be - cue huge sex scene next week to my embarrasment.

;)x

Oh and of course I'm totally crushing over Sean and Christian (sigh... it looks like this girl will never grow up - LOL).

More Space Cadets

2005-12-13T23:55:00.000Z

I hope you've all been watching.

Can you believe they believe they are actually in orbit around the earth? I felt a real twinge of guilt tonight when they finally saw the "money shot" of the earth from space. They were all so over-awed it was cute and to think that on Friday the whole thing will be revealed as a giant hoax really made me feel sorry for the little cadets.

Mind you, I still have this uneasy feeling that it's really us, the British public who are being fooled so I don't feel overwhelmingly guilty about the show at all.

All's fair in game shows and pranks or is that love and war?

:)x

PS. I am sooooooo in love with Val. He's got the most gorgeous eyes, a lovely smile and he's soooooooo strong. Take me and train me now Val for you I'd go to the gym!!! I'm not happy because now they're in space we don't see Val anymore and that's not fair. I say we need more Val. Bring him back! Bring him back! Bring him back!!!!!!

X-Factor - Brenda's Gone

2005-12-11T22:41:00.000Z

Well I'm a bit suprised that Brenda is out but I'm not too heartbroken for her. It's probably the best thing to happen because let's face it, the winner of these programmes usually have a much harder time than the runner ups.

I'm positive she will do much better for being free to choose her own path along the bumpy road in the world of showbusiness.

Well done girl! I'm proud of ya for getting this far! You've taken full advantage of this opportunity and you deserve the success that you have only just started to taste.

:)x

The Crazy Frog CD

2005-12-11T22:35:00.000Z

He's done it! He's realeased an album!

Why?!?!?!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

:)x

Supermarket Tantrum

2005-12-11T20:49:00.000Z

Ok, my pet peeve at the moment is the advert for Vicks First Defense.

This is the one where a mother feels a cold or something coming on so she whips out Vicks to squirt a bit up her nose. No problem with that, so far so good. In the meantime, her son has wondered to a shelf in the supermarket and picked up stuff which he knows full well he shouldn't. Again no problem, we all know that happens. The mother looks at the child, the child looks at the mother then proceeds to throw himself and the offending item down on the floor giving it some as he lets out a tantrum in order to try manipulate his mom. Naughty boy :)!

Mom, to her credit is onto his game and chucks herself on the floor too. You have to marvel in admiration as she puts on a performance worthy of an oscar. So much so that her baby in the shopping trolley lets loose an adorable smile and the little boy gives up and comes running to her knowing on this occasion, he has lost.

All good and fine, highly amusing, very clever. However, even though he puts the jar of stuff back on the shelf, they just walk off and leave the packet of crisps (or whatever) lying in the middle of the isle.

Whaaaa??!?!?!?! You lost me now! This is where I get annoyed. Pick it up! One of you pick it up!!!! Don't just go waltzing off! What happens when some poor old dear comes along and trips over it? She would probably end up breaking a hip, then her kids would sue the supermarket and then the prices would go up to pay for the increase in insurance premiums.

You see the consequences of not cleaning up behind yourself? Now I hope you've all taken careful note of my warning.

:)x

Space Cadets - Channel 4

2005-12-10T22:39:00.000Z

If you have not yet caught Channel 4's latest show Space Cadets, I would advise you to do so!!!

You must, must, must tune in. It's easy to find, it's on every night at 9pm.

Forget 'I'm a Celeb', 'Big Brother', 'Strictly Come Dancing' and all the rest. This programme rocks. The concept is to select a group of people, tell them they're going into space, ship them off to a (fake) Russian Space training facility (STAR) and teach them as many ridiculous things as possible without them rumbling it's all a big con.

Sounds cruel I know but it's brilliant.

My highlights so far are one of the contestants describing it the thought of going into space as being "like Chessingtons World of Adventure x 10.000!" and the tale of Minsky the Monkey who died to enable the space programme to progress. Aw.....!

Fantastic TV. It's not on for much longer so, come on, watch it! What are you waiting for?!?!

:)x