Has anybody seen the advert for the new Singing Santa CD? I couldn't believe it!
There's me, minding my own business enjoying a Saturday morning lie in, watchin M O M (Ministry of Mayhem - a Saturday morning children's programme). 
I was enjoying being a totally big kid. Suddenly we go to the adverts and up flashes this monstrous apparition in red, laughing hysterically (ho ho hoing that is), bouncing around the screen, attempting to screech er I mean sing and being followed by lots of "mini me's" in green.
I was enjoying being a totally big kid. Suddenly we go to the adverts and up flashes this monstrous apparition in red, laughing hysterically (ho ho hoing that is), bouncing around the screen, attempting to screech er I mean sing and being followed by lots of "mini me's" in green. Well the makeup was bad enough, never mind the stockings, the scenary and the jolliness it was all just plain scary!!! BUT then they struck up their very own version of "Is this the way to Amarillo" only they called it "Is this the way to Santa's Grotto" Oh the horror!!!!!
I was afraid, very afraid so I ducked back under my two (tog 13 rated winter) quilts and hid until I was sure it was all over.
Mommy!!!!!
:)x
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