I'm a grown woman and I watch way too much TV. As a child I was always being told off for lying around staring at the goggle (not google) box. Well I thought I'd do something about all that TV watchin' hence we have this blog. Now some might say some of the things I've got to say are a bit unfair but who cares when All Publicity is Good Publicity..... Peace Ya'll :)x

Thursday, November 09, 2006

James Bond is soooo back!

I'm not really into James Bond. (Ok no gasps please!)

I liked Sean Connery as Bond, he always stopped me in my tracks but anyone after that only really got a quick lookee see. As for the actual films, the stories didn't really excite me. I loved the gadgets much more.

Recently we've seen a lot of posters of the new film Casino Royale on billboards and the side of buses. I have to admit that picture of Daniel Craig has intrigued me into thinking maybe I'd like to go see the movie. It's a lovely pic - him in a suit with the tie undone, looking all mean and moody and very capable - yum!!!

Today, however, that most beautiful of pics was spoilt for me by them plastering some woman in a red almost dress all over him. There she is standing there looking all sexy, seductive and gorgeous! How Dare they!!!!

I don't want to look at her! I know he gets the bird! We all know he gets the bird! Why do they have to rub my nose in it???!!!

Take her off my man errrrr I mean my favourite picture! I demand you remove her this instant! It's bad enough that I'm gonna have to watch her all through the film getting upto all sorts of shenanigans with James BUT can you at least leave me one scenario where this big, beautiful, black woman can imagine herself with that lovely man?

I thank you!

Signed: Desperate of Big Town! Shaken and Stirred!

:)x

1 comment:

Molecular Turtle said...

funny post but I still think the movie will be horrible.